Life: The Complicated Four Letters

Life is not how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. -Sylvester Stallone

Ahh, yes. The big ambiguous undefinable concept: life. Now, what makes life so special? What makes it such a topic of great mystery? Why are we so fascinated by life

What IS life?

Now, granted, there are millions of theories of life and what it could be or should be. But there is no one answer for defining the essence of life. So, let me ask, since no one really knows what life is... How can people be so quick to say, "I hate life!" ?

Life is such a concept of deep ambiguity, hence the crazed interest in it. Humankind can't help but be fascinated by such an undefined mystery. What, with dictionary.com, people have become so dependent on listening to society's definitions that the true meaning if the concept of life cannot be established.

Some define life as the Pursuit of Happiness. Others call it Hell. However, more people name life as the Road to Finding Self-Purpose. Skeptics and scientists merely call life Biology. The different theories rage on and on, but there is always one similarity in the thousands of theories: We as humans control our own lives. We control and have power and influence over our lives and others'.

Or perhaps... We're just trying too hard to understand the meaning and greater power of life. But since when has humankind ever been known to conform all together into one great belief?

Yeah. Exactly.

High School Mania #1

The ex/best friend. Ohh you know what I'm talking about. the drama, the sobs, the lies, the two-faced ugliness and oh so much more. Every high school has them! Nothing so exclusive about those types of bitches. Oops, bad word. My b.

I mean, a duh, nothing ever goes down without the local stick-up-their-asses bitches in town. Life just ain't a party with them. Every party needs a pooper. The ex best friends are almost always the most popular types of bitches. Well, aside from the cheerleaders, dancers, varsity sports captains, and the princesses. The ex best friends totally cover all bases.

Props to them!

Every school has it's bitches; it's just a matter of identifying and rooting them out. Ex best friends are the most extremes of the roots though. They're like those annoying ingrown hair roots that disgust you and are seriously impossible to get rid of. Yeah. Gross. Plucking every hair out of the situation takes time and takes every bit of effort to not punch the lights out of that girl.

Bear with me, I know it's hard. But seriously how would you punch them anyways? Which face of that two-faced sucker would you punch first? What to do, what to do...

I almost feel for them. I really do. I mean, all they want is to wreck havoc upon whatever occasion hour might be. But I mean come on, who are we kidding? The girls are crazy: they make me embarrassed to be a girl.

Shame that the act of bitching around is a foreign concept to reality.

~Q.Mav